utopians:

It feels like deeply maladaptive that the human body’s response to intense hunger is to feel nauseous. Like what was the goal there

derinthescarletpescatarian:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

cerayanay:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

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1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

macleod:

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UPS has reached an agreement with the Teamsters union to avert a strike. These are the highlights of the tentative 2023-2028 agreement:

  • Historic wage increases. Existing full- and part-time UPS Teamsters will get $2.75 more per hour in 2023, and $7.50 more per hour over the length of the contract.
  • Existing part-timers will be raised up to no less than $21 per hour immediately, and part-time seniority workers earning more under a market rate adjustment would still receive all new general wage increases.
  • General wage increases for part-time workers will be double the amount obtained in the previous UPS Teamsters contract — and existing part-time workers will receive a 48 percent average total wage increase over the next five years.
  • Wage increases for full-timers will keep UPS Teamsters the highest paid delivery drivers in the nation, improving their average top rate to $49 per hour.
  • Current UPS Teamsters working part-time would receive longevity wage increases of up to $1.50 per hour on top of new hourly raises, compounding their earnings.
  • New part-time hires at UPS would start at $21 per hour and advance to $23 per hour.
  • All UPS Teamster drivers classified as 22.4s would be reclassified immediately to Regular Package Car Drivers and placed into seniority, ending the unfair two-tier wage system at UPS.
  • Safety and health protections, including vehicle air conditioning and cargo ventilation. UPS will equip in-cab A/C in all larger delivery vehicles, sprinter vans, and package cars purchased after Jan. 1, 2024. All cars get two fans and air induction vents in the cargo compartments.
  • All UPS Teamsters would receive Martin Luther King Day as a full holiday for the first time.
  • No more forced overtime on Teamster drivers’ days off. Drivers would keep one of two workweek schedules and could not be forced into overtime on scheduled off-days.
  • UPS Teamster part-timers will have priority to perform all seasonal support work using their own vehicles with a locked-in eight-hour guarantee. For the first time, seasonal work will be contained to five weeks only from November-December.
  • The creation of 7,500 new full-time Teamster jobs at UPS and the fulfillment of 22,500 open positions, establishing more opportunities through the life of the agreement for part-timers to transition to full-time work.
  • More than 60 total changes and improvements to the National Master Agreement — more than any other time in Teamsters history — and zero concessions from the rank-and-file.

Unions work, unionize.

haunted-the-vagabond:

remspeedwagon:

scenemo-spraycan:

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Hey yeah in the midst of all the hype and the strikes, can we PLEASE fucking talk about this

I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again, fuck Nolan. This is the same man that forced his movie to release in theaters at the height of the pandemic because it was too “important” for streaming

Here’s the real problem, it’s not just Nolan who does this, it’s an industry issue. This probably didn’t just happen with Oppenheimer, but probably with Barbie, Mission Impossible, and every movie in between.

Why? Because VFX artists aren’t unionized.

As this article states, “Not crediting the VFX crew is actually fairly common practice in Hollywood, and because VFX artists aren’t unionized, there is no recourse for the worker and no penalty for the studio when credits are omitted or misrepresented.

You wanna talk about this? Then let’s not just focus on one movie, let’s talk about the whole industry.

thirteenthjojo:

kragehund-est:

kragehund-est:

the average person’s understanding of the “squirrel” could stand expansion. most people think of grey squirrels and red squirrels. urge them to think a little harder and they might come up with chipmunks and flying squirrels, while asking “i mean, do those really count?”

prepare yourselves.

first up, red squirrels and grey squirrels (classic):

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chipmunks (nightcore ass animal):

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african pygmy squirrel (the smallest Squirrels):

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thirteen-lined ground squirrel (fancier than you):

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prairie dog (insanely intelligent and social):

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marmots/groundhogs (the Biggest squirrels):

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flying squirrels (how does she do it):

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Indian Giant Squirrel (And why he ourple😂):

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there are 200+ species of squirrel out there their family is one of, if not the most diverse of the rodents

@redportrait

curlicuecal:

sanguine-tenshi:

curlicuetruth:

brightlotusmoon:

I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I’m deceased


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why do these kittens have the exact same energy as a nest of baby owls

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@curlicuetruth you are very right

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the-c0rinthian:

marvelbitchbitchblog:

barbiebimbobaby:

consider this: wheelchairs should be free

Consider this: if you need it to live it should be affordable

consider this: if you need it to live, it should be free

why-is-it-always-autumn:

donating to Wikipedia is so funny. I had a prepaid gift card I wanted to kill off so I donated like $2.11 and got a reply email that was just “Thank you so much. I owe you my life. You are the most important person in the universe I love you” and then dead silence for a full year before “hey… last year.. you gave us two dollars. It was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for us. Would you possibly be willing to do it again? No worries if not. Sorry to bother you. I love you”

atagotiak:

sicknastyjr:

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This shit is so ugly you fucking idiot

xXx_elonmusk_xXx

callmebliss:

actualaster:

roach-works:

spaghetti-trek:

lliyin:

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

in case europeans were worried: we love them very much! even tho they’re clumsy and slow and sometimes bump into you, no one swats fireflies here, or takes them for granted. even grownups sometimes reach out in the summer and gently catch a firefly for a minute before letting it go.

By “reach out” that’s meant quite literally–you just kinda. Stick your hand in their flight path and they land on you and will sit on your hand for a bit. Sometimes if you’re just walking or standing outside while they’re active you have to shoo them off you because they’ll just. Sit on you.

They’re harmless and very pretty and it’s always a treat to see because they’re out for a relatively short time each year.

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Tags via @rainbowroach

lumberjackloverboy-moved:

new rule! if you put ‘sounds HAS to be on’ or ‘sound is vital omg’ or ‘you have to listen to the video!!’ or anything else stressing the importance of the audio in a video you have to include a sound description. if you are going to insist the audio is of importance then you need to make it accessible to everyone

atalana:

theabstruseone:

I slept in and just woke up, so here’s what I’ve been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

  • Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.
  • The official branding is that a tweet is now called “an X”, for which there are too many jokes to make.
  • The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn’t reclaim the username first.
  • The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.
  • Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name “X” in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for “X” in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.
  • The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term “X Japan” is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.
  • Elon had workers taking down the “Twitter” name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says “er”.
  • He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as “Xvideo”. Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

not that i didn’t want to believe you op, but i had to check that er thing out for myself, bc that just seemed too cartoonishly stupid to be real

but holy shit

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